Person: I’ve always wanted an American friend, now I get to ask you all of these questions!
Me: What’s your name?
Person: Tom, what’s yours?
Tom: Ah yes, I was hoping it would be something weird!
He then asked me if we call it “burglarize” like “I got burglarized” if someone broke into your house and stole your stuff. I’ve never heard that before but apparently he heard it on a television show once. Oh, Tom.